The... Rugby League Is Dead In Melbourne

Sorry that I haven't written anything in the last few weeks. An absolute boatload of shit has hit our family hard the last few weeks, and it has been a bit tiring. For example:

1. My dad got hit by a car the other week. Luckily he is okay, but he was pretty sore for a while.
2. One of my cousins died the day that my dad got hit by the car.
3. Both of my kids got croup (for those that don't know that term, think 'whooping cough').
4. I have been sick.
5. My girlfriend has been ordered to court over custody of her son.
6. After going to my cousins funeral, my newly purchased car overheated to all fuck and is now essentially dead until we can get it fixed... which will most likely cost me a fair bit of money.
7. Another cousin who was like a brother to my other cousin who died... died. So that sucks ass.
8. And let's leave it at that for how shitty the last few weeks have been, but there is more.

But anyway, I just HAD to speak up about the Melbourne Storm. I hate the team with a passion, and so does my friend Matty who just had to call me up with the news that has made my day.

For those too lazy to click on the link above, the news that has made my day is that the Melbourne Storm have broken the salary cap. Wait, did I say broken? I meant absolutely raped the salary cap.

For five years, they have raped the cap by $1.7 million. This is incredibly funny, because in those five years, they had won two Premierships in the NRL competition. And this is funny... because those titles will now be stripped from them.

This is just more fire for AFL supporters in Victoria that Rugby League does not belong there. And it all falls on the Melbourne Storm.

The club will not survive. It is amazing that the fucking team survived as long as it did, and for that I suppose I should commend them... but I won't. I hate them with a passion after all.

What the NRL should do now, is get rid of the team and focus on building a team in the Central Coast which has been pushing for a side for many years, and is actually a Rugby League area. They love the sport there, as evidenced by the sold out crowds when South Sydney play there each year.

I guess... all I have to really say about the matter is:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!