The... Worst Porn I Can Find Today: Part 1

You may be thinking that the title of this post is odd. Well, you're quite right. It really fucking is.

Everyone has done it. They've looked at porn. Whether it be involuntary or you're actively looking for it, if you have been on the internet for more than a minute, you've seen some porn... and in many cases, it was probably bad porn.

So that is the goal of this post, I will take a look around on the internet and find some bad porn. I know you want to watch it, because everyone is compelled to watch bad porn when they see it advertised. I'm not going out to find the most disgusting things I can find, just the worst somewhat normal porn you can find. So, bondage shit will most likely appear numerous times for this soon-to-be regular segment.

And as it is porn, it is most likely going to be NSFW, so these videos will always appear after the jump.

The... Dickhead

So, I was with my new girl the other day and learnt that she had only just shaved her snatch.

Completely shaven.

We started off on a discussion about what she prefers on a guy, and the consensus from her was that she liked her bloke to be lightly trimmed. Not overly balding and shit down there, but neatly trimmed, so that it doesn't interfere with her... well, adventuring.

Well... I'm a fucking dickhead.

Two days later and I now have a tremendously itching crotch region, due to taking the initiative and wanting to do something for her. I now have parts completely shaved on my balls... and I am now copping the aftermath of regrowing hair in my most precious of nether-regions.

I would prefer to have someone punch me in the face than this feeling. How the fuck chicks can continue to shave, and not just wax, down there is beyond me.