The... GeoCities

Oh no, GeoCities is closing down? I didn't hear until it just now. No longer will I have to wade through countless websites made by people back in 1999 who had no fucking idea how to make a site, and thought all you needed were thousands of animated gif's and no content whatsoever!

I remember my first GeoCities page... actually, no I don't, because I actually could be bothered when I didn't have money for a website to go and look for a free service that was worth it. FreeWebs for one, and even Angelfire at one point, for instance.

I hope that along with GeoCities, the countless thousands of morons who invested countless hours through that site die.

The... Broken iPod

So I was just at eBay, watching a bid for an iPod classic get drastically out of my meager price range, when I decided to take a look at some other auctions to see if there was another somewhere else.

I find this.

What a fucking rip off. $80 for a BROKEN iPod.

Let me state that again. $80 as the starting bid... for a BROKEN iPod!

Wow. The current bid on the iPod I was looking to try to get was up to $70-something, and that was a fully functioning one, that comes with the fucking headphones and shit.

If someone gets that iPod. I'm going to travel down the telephone wires like the motherfucking Atom, and cock punch the person into oblivion.

I hate humanity.