The... Series of Personal Challenges: Cigarette

I've been offline the last few days after I discovered that I had gone over my bandwidth limit by about 1.5GB. So, i'm pretty sure that it is going to cost me roughly an extra $200-$300, which sucks ass.

Anyway, this is what i've done since the last post. A new entry into my Series of Personal Challenges.

This time, i'm trying to put a cigarette out on my hand. I got the idea at the pub during karaoke, so I got my friend to film me whilst I try to put a cigarette my girlfriend was smoking, out on my hand.

I also have to admit that this was the second take of the video, so that is why you hear my girlfriend say a certain line during the video.

The... Series of Personal Challenges: Auto Fellation

Here's a new one for you, the first in what I hope to be a series (duh!) of personal challenges. What this series entails, is I will film myself trying to see if I can do certain random things, and either succeeding or failing at them. Me and a friend came up with the idea last night at the pub, and we somehow came up with this first challenge.

Can I auto-fellate myself?

That is the challenge. For those that do not know what auto-fellation is, it is essentially the official term for trying to suck your own cock... bizarre how there are people who can do this feat, but even more bizarre is the fact that they even want to try.

So, enjoy!

Check back in every now and then to see if there any new videos in the series, as I am planning to do this on occasion. DO IT!

The... I Hate Clowns

I just found a website that I had not visited for roughly 10 years. I didn't think it was actually still online. That website is, of course, IHateClowns.com.

I have hated clowns ever since I saw the movie 'IT', just like a lot of people who were young and saw the mini-series starring Tim Curry, for the first time in the early 1990's. I hate them to hell. I'm particularly slightly frightened of the more creepy looking/acting ones.

That is why back in about 1999, when I stumbled across this website, I became a member and used the site's limited email service. This was back when the major free email service was still Hotmail, and you had something like 10MB for your inbox.

Don't know why i'm bringing all this up. Think it just made me feel all fuzzy like inside to see a website that i thought had died, still kicking it around on the internet.

I tried my old email address and login, to see if maybe I was still a registered user of their email service, but alas... I am not. I was thinking about creating a new email address there, until I realised that their service isn't quite free anymore. Shame.

The... Cure Article

Well, my first article for another website has been published. It is about a subject near and dear to my heart, a subject of which I have self-appointed myself as a deity. That subject is of course... alcohol.

I'll be writing a bit more for the site when I have the time to do so, and it will all be about alcohol... so if you are a fan of the subject, you will like what I have to say. Or at least, I hope so.

The... GIS Of The Day: Unhappy

I was unhappy with the GIS Of The Day earlier, because it sucked absolute ass in the end. Plus, I wanted to muck about with the improved editor that has apparently been added to blogger... which I don't remember seeing at all. How long it has been here... I don't know.

Anyway, let us move on. I want to use a better word, and what word is better than the word which describes how I felt about the earlier post:

UNHAPPY

Unhappy: What the fuck? It is apparently a little robotic head thing... of a dog person... thing?!


An unhappy 'puss in boots': No shit it's unhappy... and a bad pun.


Unhappy customers are a fact: If it is a fact, then maybe your business sucks ass?


A Very Unhappy Family: It is me, or is this kind of creepy?

Okay, I think this will do it. A lot more strange...

Wooh... thingy: 2aum37qhpe

The... GIS Of The Day: Random

Okay, so I am bored.

I thought i'd have a go at something I once did at a very old site of mine that was pretty fun to do. A Google Image Search, using a completely random word that I come across during the day or whatever... and then I will post the strangest pictures or links to interesting looking pages from the first 5-10 pages. Not sure how many pages I will do... most likely only 5.

Anyway, a few guidelines:

1. Each page in GIS contains 21 images. At least 5 pages should be roughly 105 images to find something stupid.
2. Pornography will have a NSFW image to click on to see the image proper.
3. It is what I find to be strange or interesting... not anyone else.

And we're on our way!

RANDOM

Random Fact Generator: I wonder what kind of random fact generator it is?


Random Natural Acts: This accompanying text gave me a bad mental image.


14 is a random number t-shirts: A bit of a random idea for a t-shirt.


Fein 6-inch random-orbit: I have no idea what any of that accompanying text means.

Sadly, that is the best I could do with the word 'random' from the first 5 pages. Beyond that, there was even more shit. Pretty bad if your ask me. It was nothing but a crapload of charts and statistical looking things.

What a way to start off. Four images of utter crapness.

Yay!