Showing posts with label monkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monkey. Show all posts

26 November, 2009

The... Tin Tin Is Fucking Insane!

I've just found a posting from a website called ceebeegeebee, where they're showing a few panels from a Tin Tin comic. Tin Tin is usually a wholesome comic that a lot of young kids can get into, but it does stray into some dark territory on occasion with it's storylines.

But holy fuck! Tin Tin is fucking insane!

Holy shit! What?! You need it's skin? Click on the link above to get the whole thing in context with a few other panels, but in reality, it still doesn't explain why Tin Tin is so incredibly insane and morbid.

For those that can't be bothered clicking on the link, let's just say that the whole incident comes about because a monkey takes Tin Tin's dog, Snowy. Tin Tin formulates a plan to get the dog back, by going and shooting a different monkey (which I doubt did him any harm), and then skinning it and wearing that skin... so he doesn't arouse any suspicion from the monkey that took his dog.

He then goes off to trade the monkey his safari hat for the dog, which the monkey agrees to... by talking. Oh, and Snowy talks as well...

Once he has the dog back, he goes back to camp... still wearing the monkey fur... and strangely enough... well, take a look:

That's right... he goes back to camp and freaks out his extremely racist depiction of a guide (whilst his dog talks to us), but take note: he is still wearing his fucking safari hat! Did he kill the other monkey and take it back? Why not just shoot the first monkey, and leave the monkey that did nothing to you alone?

Wow... Belgians are fucking insane.

14 September, 2009

The... GIS Of The Day: Monkey Jesus

I was trying to think of something for today's GIS, and I just started throwing random words together. That is when I came up with the search term for today... which is 'monkey jesus'.

Why is it that? Why not?


MONKEY JESUS

monkey man: I wonder if he is going to let the ATHF swim in his pool...


George Michael - Jesus To A: Sweet monkey jesus! It's the dude from Wham and those toilets...


This is not about Jesus: What the hell is the deal with this drawing? Are the other monkeys scared of the Monkey Jesus or something? It reminds me of communist propaganda or something.


Monkey Jesus smooches Shelly: The chick in pink reminds of that girl from Lazy Town... and yes, I would probably fuck her.


"Jesus said: I have cast fire: I want to hear the rest of the monkey assassin's bible quote.


I think that will probably do for today. There are still a fair few strange ones that I missed.