The... Farewell To Blogger

With the migration to my own site almost complete, there is little point still coming to this version of the site. I will keep it here for posterity, so that people who may have always used the blogspot address can be guided to the new version of the site.

It will be odd not coming here to add content, but I suppose it was a necessary step as Blogger is quite limited. I am now working on making the new version of the site exactly how I want it, and so far, it is pretty much doing so.

It is also so much easier to write new posts, without fucking around with the layout and so forth for almost every post. And adding videos is infinitely easier, so I hope I can do a bit more content like that.

In all, goodbye to Blogger... and onwards with Wordpress.

THE ALMIGHTY CAPTAIN XENU!

The... Downtime

In the next few days, if the site has some downtime, then I can say that it is because I am finally moving the blog to my own hosting. I've had hosting for other sites for a number of years, and I simply made this blog on Blogger because I couldn't be bothered screwing around with any in-depth CMS like Wordpress.

The last time I had used Wordpress, I got the shits with it quickly because my site never looked the way I wanted it to, the massive amounts of spam were such a hassle and because I kind of just didn't like it at the time. It seems a lot more robust and there are ways to combat the spam now, so I thought it was time to make the move.

I'm currently working on a bit of a redesign, or more realistic... a design, since this is mostly just one of the basic Blogger templates that I hacked about a bit. So once that is done, the site will be fully switched over to Wordpress and everything will be sweet.

At the moment, I don't want my domain registration to change to my hosting service, and the thing that is confusing me is how I am going to be doing this. I have my domain hosted at GoDaddy, but the site hosting is at Dreamhost... so what do I do to make that work?

Everything about the site will be the same hopefully, but a few things might change, with some things going and some new things coming... so be patient with it please.

The... Upcoming Crap

Thought I'd just take the time to make a post about what I have planned for this blog in the next few weeks or months or whatever. To start off, I haven't been enthused to write anything really this month because of shit happening. So sorry about that.

Moving on, I will be starting to do some reviews of various "games" and "movies" that I always see online in my ongoing quest for weird shit to talk about on this site. For example, I have seen this game called 'Guilty Train Molester Man 2' a number of times at various forums where you can download cracked games and so forth... and my mind just sits there and wonders aloud: what the fuck?!

Is that not one of the strangest titles you have seen for a computer game? It shouldn't come as no surprise though that the game comes from Japan, where there is an ongoing epidemic of men molesting people on trains daily. This game is probably based upon a true story.

To top it off though, it is a fucking sequel! Can you believe that the first one sold enough to justify the creation of a second installment? Wow... the first one must be fucking awesome, because I haven't seen a third one, so maybe this second one isn't that good. We'll see when I eventually get around to downloading it and playing through it.

Apart from that, I will continue to look for bad porn to post, and I will get around to making a new installment in the 'Series of Personal Challenges' that I started a while ago now. I just need to come up with something worthy so that the French people who enjoyed me trying to gratify myself will enjoy it.

The... Quarter of a Century

So, I had my 25th birthday yesterday. I hate birthdays now, as it just reminds me that I am getting older, and my body is not what it used to be.

For instance, I have a bad back problem, my knees are almost shot, at the moment my foot hurts, I have a massive amount of grey hair and my vision is going to shit. All this in only 25 years, so I'd hate to think what my body will be like when I hit 30, let alone any older. I must be one of the roughest looking guys around my age.

What did I do to celebrate yesterday? Nothing except the usual shit I do every day, which is take care of my kids and then when I have them settled enough for them not to be annoying for 5 minutes, I get on the computer and surf the net... mostly for weird porn for this site's segment 'Worst Porn I Can Find Today'.

Though, my girlfriend did surprise me with a little party. Nothing special or anything, but it was nice. I can't be bothered to write anything else right now, i'll update the site properly tomorrow.

The... French Must Like Blowing Themselves

I was just taking a look at the videos i've uploaded to Youtube, and the statistics available from the insight thing. Well, it shouldn't really surprise me that the videos haven't really received that many views altogether, as I haven't really tried to advertise them.

One thing that I found odd is that the majority of viewers for my Auto-Fellation challenge video are from France. And i'm really not kidding whatsoever about that. Almost 70% to 80% of the viewers that have sat down, clicked on the video and watched me try to give myself oral gratification are French.

French people, you sicken me. Stop watching me with your dirty eyes and unkempt berets... my body is not for sale! :(

The... Seems He Hasn't Learnt Yet

Okay, seems that this happened a fair while ago I think (not sure)... and what do you know? The kid from the last post already received abusive phone calls and having his pictures put up on 4chan. I mean seriously, did he really not understand what he was getting into? I'm gonna have to look into this more, as this is brllnt!

In his latest video (well, as far as I know, below), he says he is going to take down m00t, the guy who created 4chan who also happens to be TIME Magazines 'Most Influential Person of the Year' award winner. How did some anonymous guy become the winner over people like Barack Obama and others of that ilk? Easy... he created 4chan, and 4chan made him the most influential person of the year by voting.

Update: Bwahahaha... this is fucking classic.

The... Ex Is Trying To Push Me

So, the whole personal matters dealing with my children that I alluded to the other day is a big old custody battle thing. My ex keeps taking little shots at me via her Facebook page, and has been going around telling people that i'm being mean to her and not letting her see the kids and so forth.

These are the facts:

1.  My ex left to go to the US a few weeks ago, and I assume she paid for the trip with money that she receives for majority custody of our children (which I have records of, that she doesn't, I do), which are specifically to help pay for the childrens welfare, not so she can get her hole filled.
2. Her house is an absolute mess which I have photos and video of, and so do the police and so do DoCS. The house is filled with rat shit (including their beds), the mice living inside the house have made nests everywhere, there is rotten food all over the place, coffee cups FULL of cigarette butts and to top it all off, the garage is filled almost top to bottom with rubbish.
3. Whilst she was gone on her hole-filling trip, she managed to spare a whole $120 to help feed the kids, and buy other essential items. And that was only after I made sure to pressure her.
4. After retrieving my personal belongings from the house which I had left there from the time we had split up, I took the baby cots and a computer we bought together after the children were born which I have a receipt for in my name (this is a major plot point in this story), mainly due to the fact that she owes me about $1100 now.
5. Whilst I was getting my things, a neighbour called the police to tell them that the caretaker of the house is not there and that people are taking things out of the house. When the police came, the Senior Constable was a friend of my fathers, who went inside the house, almost gagged and decided to take photos of the inside and make a report to DoCS themselves.
   
6. She returned a week earlier than expected, i'm assuming because she wanted to clean the house of all the refuse that had piled up... good luck with that.
7. Oh, there is now NO POWER in the house whatsoever.
8. Since returning from her trip, she has made the effort to come and see the children once. I'm not stopping her from seeing the children, but she isn't taking them. I won't let them go back to a house like that.
9. Since returning from her trip, she has made the effort to call about the children twice. Every other time she has called has been about the computer I took. That seems to be all she really cares about, as she went and got a 'Notice of Demand' from the courthouse to hand to me (which you aren't supposed to hand in person, you either do it by mail or through the police), which is pointless as I have a receipt for it, clearly in my name. It listed a number of other things, half of which I didn't even take, which shows that she hadn't even bothered to go to the house herself.
   
10. I assume that she is trying desperately to get the computer back so I don't do anything with the number of photos that inhabit a folder called 'Naughty'. The ones of her spreading her pussy wide open are especially bad.
11. And finally, I have a plastic bag of dead rats that had previously made it's home on top of her computer table. That is where my father found this bag. DoCS really didn't like it when I took that into their offices.
    

So yeah, once more... if I don't seem to be posting much in the next month or two, this is the reason why. Just thought i'd like to clear that up for anyone that may come to this site on occasion and may enjoy reading my boring shit.

Soida!

The... Sorry

If it seems like I am not making many posts over December, then I am sorry. Some personal shit is happening, in regards to my children, and I will most likely not be having much spare time to do anything for the site.

The... How Long Could You Survive A Gay Bar Fight Armed Only With Assless Chaps?

I've only just came across this website, which has one of the longest domain names I think i've ever seen.

How Long Could You Survive A Gay Bar Fight Armed Only With Assless Chaps?

That is comedic genius at it's best. It asks you the simple question of 'how long you can survive in a gay bar fight armed only with assless chaps?' and it does it well.

Update: I am so disappointed that the domain name now just redirects to a much smaller domain name, which is nowhere near the comedic genius that it previously was. So sad. :(

The... Cure Article

Well, my first article for another website has been published. It is about a subject near and dear to my heart, a subject of which I have self-appointed myself as a deity. That subject is of course... alcohol.

I'll be writing a bit more for the site when I have the time to do so, and it will all be about alcohol... so if you are a fan of the subject, you will like what I have to say. Or at least, I hope so.

The... Same

So, my life is currently the same as it was since the last posting I made. My life is still in the shit, and it doesn't seem to be getting better. I will however be getting a new computer and a new internet connection, allowing me to finally start updating this site again with more incessant rants of randomness.

Until that day comes, I shall be waiting for pain. What pain? THE PAIN!