So I was viewing the internet last night, and I found this video of a 10/11 year old kid "challenging" 4chan. Last night the video only had about two thousand views, but as of my writing this, it is up over 34,000 views, with about six thousand comments all threatening this kid.
I don't think he realises what a stupid idea challenging 4chan is. Those guys will ruin his poor fragile mind (one that apparently supports god and scientology... wtf?). He believes that he will succeed in getting 4chan shut down and have someone named 'anonymous' arrested, all because he has god on his side.
Okay kid, here is a few pointers on what is going to happen:
- One of the ten commandments is 'thou shalt not worship false idols'... so saying that you like Scientology which is a seperate religion which denounces god and so forth would probably be pissing off your 'god'. So I doubt 'god' is on your side... seeing as 'god' doesn't exist anyway.
- The posters at 4chan are going to find your address, and most likely all details about your life thus far.
- They will spread this information across the internet.
- They will then proceed to order about 300 pizzas from a local pizza shop in your town, all in your name, and have them delivered to your door.
- You will then have a massive bill in your name to pay up.
- You will most likely then be arrested for suspicion of distributing child pornography and your families name will be tarnished forever.
- Then they will photoshop someone pooing into your mouth.
Mark this as the day that joshchristian100 was put in the sites of the strangest collection of web posters ever formed.
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